You Don't Say!

Here's a (scarily) typical around-the-table lunch conversation from today:

"That's not FAIR!" (Annie, 6)

"Uh-oh, Annie said the "F-word".........you know, "fair." (Elijah, 9)

"Well, at least it wasn't the 'bad' "F-word"..........you know, "fart." (Reese, 9)

"Oh yeah, well, I also know the "B-word".........it's "butt." (Annie)

"Well, just be sure you don't say that 'other' "B-word".......you know, "bored." 'Cause if you do you know what happens.......Mom will find you something to do that's NO FUN!" (Elijah)

"Please God, let them stay this innocent for a long, long time. Amen." (Mom, 43)